Imbecile - A Blog by PK

Saturday, December 11, 2004

December 12th ..Nostalgia

Today is my Thalaivar's B'day ...Woke up early in the morning... (Ooops!! Mottai was snoaring like a Lion..) ..Just started to flip through the pages of my memories.
Some 15 years back... Age:10..
Place: Coimbatore... Date : December 12th (During my Half-Yearly Exams)
my Cousin and Myself celebrating Super Star's B;day.. bursted crackers..distributed sweets to all at home...I cud hear my mom shouting at mee "Nee urupadavae mattae...nee kadaisiyilla ticket kizhikaravanaa thaan povae paaru".Me jumped form parapet wall to re-do the stunts of Rajini.. and even went a head to fight with a "COW" like Murattu kaalai, ended up getting hurt ...
Cried like anything.. returned back home, entered via backdoor to escape from my mom, and started studying.
What is this?? shouted my mom "Is anyone hurt here??? I cud see Blood on the floor"..
Oops!! forgot to clean the floor.. what shall I do..?? Hurried to the Restroom and locked the door.
Mom knew that it was me and started shouting at me.. "Better Come out else will lock the door from outside"..
Got scared and came out .. whrrrooom.. came a slap from my mom.. "how many times to tell you not to play with those guys..Nee avalothaan... maadu maekkathaan povae.."
She applied medicine to my wound and asked me to go and sleep...
My cousin,at our home for his holidays,was doing his Tenth grade and got scared after seeing my mom's scolding.He too went to sleep.
It was about to sunset,my cousin and myself got up from the bed and found my mom cooking the hot and spicy Bajji.Had very good snacks, Oh !! man!! its still paining, but was afraid to say it to my mom.My dad came from the office and saw me with a Band-Aid.
"What Happened ?" asked my dad "did you fight with somebody?". Got to know from my mom and my next innings started.Meanwhile my mom asked my father to stop his fundas and started supporting mee..( MyMom!! is Great!! She is my Best Friend I have ever Had).
Me just realised how our Mother is affectionate towards us,I always wanted my mom to scold me coz.She used to say "I will miss you a lot.. when you go to college" How cud I be without scolding you.She kissed me and asked me to go and study.
Cud hear our home's calling bell.. Oh!! man!! what the hell is that.. It was our the small guy who delivers milk to our home..Asked for a 1/2 a litre and then gave the coupon..
Closed the door while thinking about my good old days..
Just when I was about to close the door .. I realised that Fuel in our Gas cylinder is over, peeped out to see if that boy is there.. Cudn;t find him so placed it on a chair and went to sleep mode.
Got up again and realised that I need to write nearly 20 essays for my apping.. Went to the nearest hotel with Mottai, Jaiga, and Naga.Jaiga.. Made sure that hotel puts up the board "FOOD NOT AVAILABLE".Now me sitting before this dumb terminal and updating my blog instead of penning my essays.God!! when will I change???


Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Mistakenly Mistook

Sometimes GOD too make some mistakes....
Well!! things looking good for me but for a wrong reason... Yeah!! got an appreciation mail :-))
from my Onsite Manager Jeffery Stephens.
>>
Thanks David!
We'll use this as the approval to proceed.
Karthik -
Please go home and I appreciate your dedication and 'all nighter' in
support. That type of effort must not go unnoticed!
Thanks,
Jeff
Jeff Stephens
Exportss - Originations and Interfaces
>>

But poor guy... doesn't know my fate and the reason why I stayed back late..??
Me now in peace at office than at home.... can't take more ...
Well!! Just started penning my story.. will post when I find time...

Monday, December 06, 2004

Relax Please??!!!

Just can't get worse than this!!
Just one reco drafted over the weeknd(Not a great one!!),
Missed out the trip with my friends, Sudden request on monday morning to deliver a Change Order in a day,Haven't finalised my universities, and my deadline for Ohio is Dec15th.
TL is runnning over my head about the status and me confused about prioritizing my work.Call from Princeton review to make things faster to meet the deadline, Offine msg from Manix to send the docs, on top of it I need to mentor two new Joinees(Don't worry they are guys!!).
After serious thoughts yesterday night I realized that Mr.Brahma has not written but scribbled my fate in his left hand(Assuming that he is a right hander)..After all hick-ups went home tired to find my roomies engaged in CELL PHONE. Wow!! want a beautiful sight!! they laugh to one of the junkest(sappa) joke said from the other side and as usual I was the only person to eat the food prepared by our maid.Is there any one who cud help me out to get out of this.What ever stuffs,cell and caramboard,I bought for some purpose are going useless.yeah!! sometimes my cell gets engaged tooo when my roomies cell have no credit or the battery is done.
Hey!! watch for my new post .. Its will be a NEW YEAR special

Sunday, December 05, 2004

All Alone

This is post is to let out my frustration. Man!! this weeknd was the worst I ever had ...
Just cudn't make it to the trip with my friends and had to sitback to complete my reco.
Meanwhile..my friend(Just have to give a 2nd thought) moosa was able to get a GF in the trip thus making me the only bachelor in our home.. Mooosaaa!!! this isn't fair.. Anyways .. I hope that one day my Gal will realise my true feelings (Think this is the 10^nth time Iam saying this...) :-((..
Hey ppl!! don't think that I wud have got a GF If I had made it..(Iam V.V.V.poor in that ..) but atleast wud have made sure Iam not the only bachelor left alone.
Guys!! does anyone want my cell coz I find no use in it.. all I get is wrong calls and customer support calls. Ok!! I have to concentrate more on what Iam doing now so that I can get the hell out of this place !!!!

Friday, December 03, 2004

The Oblivion

Scene 1:
wow!!! ooohhhh!! its party time..!! lets rock n roll...screamed the DJ in oblivian club.. grrrr.grrrr...came in our hero in his Fiero.Smell of the Jack Daniels mesmerised him, but told himself "shud be back by 10".The party started with people ordering,mixing and pouring varities of drinks together.Hero watched it from the corner of the room, a dark and dull like the one in good old movies where the climax takes place,and went near the table and said.. mmmm mm One mmm one mmm Orange Juice please!!. "What the F!@#! are you doing.." screamed his TL "r u gone crazy to order Orange juice".Our TL just grimaced him and asked to carry on...

Scene 2:
yeee balee balee !! kukiyamundiya chantke reee balee balee The dazzling lights were on and people started to crowd near the dance floor.The legs started to tap and slowly the movements started..mena while Jack Daniels was in demand... People choice Jack Daniels. People were screaming JackY!!Jacky !!
Jack and I went up the hill..
Jack went in andwent I up the heaven..meanwhile our hero heard the Client speaking.. "I talk.. he talk.. why you middle middle talk..!! With a weird smile on his smile "Oops!! this is getting worse.." he said to himself "Jack is naughty" and reminded "Shud be back by 10.

Scene 3:
Do you have "Manmadha Rasaa".. asked the drunken moron to the DJ.Sorry!! we don;t have TTaamil songs. Oops!! ennada machaan..Englishkku Cut-Outtu.. Tamizhkku Get outaa..
"Cool down dude.. you are already out.." hero passified the moron and helped him to get to the couch, a huge one .. where you can sink in and get lost. The time was running out.. and gals started to shake up their legs. "No .. Shud be back by 10" said his innervoice..

Did he join the gals on the dance floor or not??
#define "Lets us C"

PK

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Emm Beee Aaaeee

Just got sick of browsing net.Even in my dreams I follow this below pathCollege-->Grad-->Courses-->MBA-->Admission-->Deadlines-->..Its getting worse than I thought.Hell!! a lot of work(Personal) to do and meee blogging!!! God what am I doing?? Moosa and I(Since we are the only Bachelors, Except SAP and Naga, in our room) had bought a New Caramboard last saturday to kill time..Now I regret for it.. I hardly find time to meet Moosa..(We are roomies..)I have planned to meet my roomies this weekend..Hey!! Doesn't it sound weird..!!anyways.. Today we have a Party at Oblivian Club to celebrate the Fall 2004 release success(That's what we claim to be.. But I really doubt the quality of our product..).Anyways free food and drinks .. will any RECTian let this chance goaway..I have the true RECTian SPIRIT.But as i recall my deadlines for apping I have to let my SPIRIT down and let this chance go away. :--)) I pity myself..
Hey!!Do wait for the mega serial about my US trip.. I am in verge of completing it..:-))

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Defect Prevention and STAR shines

Hi all,
Posting this one after a looong time.. GMAT is keeping me busy all the way.. just wanna update you all.. that I scrwed my TL, DP mamager in a meeting....
The meeting used to take place every month and we used to discuss the root cause analysis... the sad part is that the guy who is assigned the defect is to come front and has to answer some stupid questions asked to him.
Man!! we are not kids.. and no more schooling.. Shit!! what the heck is happening..am I working in a MNC else in a Coolie shop.?.. I will be late to the meeting as usual..(RECTian way of attending meetings) Oops!! me planning for an MBA.. God help mee.. !! ok coming back to our DP meeting, our DP manager threatens us that it will effect in our apprisal, whenever I hear that I feel so @!#$@!$ that I feel like leaving this Job.Sun was bright today as was my star... Yeah!! today was my day in that meeting... Just ran on all the TL's head and made them feel so embarassed,made them to realise that they knew nothing.Its always a nice feeling when you do something for a good cause.All my colleagues appreciated when I started my missiles to my DP manager.He was saying actaully.. actually...mmm we shud.. bla... bla.. man!!Now I hope that they follow the process and make sure that they use their power usefully rather than using it to threaten people.
ok me having loads of work(personal)...and waiting for my D day..Shall post what that D day means in my next post..
Only my friend moosa knows about it.. :-)))